- mom:you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me:THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom:you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me:i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me:i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me:without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom:this isn't normal
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- Society:Your music is shit.
- My Chemical Romance:I am not afraid to keep on living.
- Society:Emo.
- 30 Seconds To Mars:This is who I really am.
- Society:Emo.
- Avenged Sevenfold:Seize the say of die regretting the time you lost.
- Society:Emo.
- Linkin Park:I'll face myself to cross out what I've become.
- Society:Emo.
- You Me At Six:I'm married to the music for better and for worse.
- Society:Emo.
- All Time Low:It was like a time bomb set into motion, we knew that we were destined to explode.
- Society:Emo.
- Nicky Minaj:You a stupid hoe.
- Society:oMG S0 INSPIrATIONaL !11!!!!1!1!!
- Me:shut up all of you
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thedustdancestoo:
i taste bonfire
on your breath,
or is it the air?
dizzy,
confused
i’m intoxicated
by your proximity
and the warmth
of these fireflies
brushing against
our skin.
(Source: thedustdancestoo)
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the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
(Source: mycroft)
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- Mom:Mina, are you going to church tomorrow?
- Me:Yes.
- Mom:Good. What time?
- Me:I'm not leaving the house, it's Meryl Streep Day. She is my church.
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